My Job Description

So the other day, we were running a bit behind to pick-up Isabel from school (seems like it's more often than not these days). Here is my conversation with Zaquel.

Me: Zaquel! Give me those crackers so you can get buckled-up and hurry!
Z: Okay, Okay, just a minute.

(He seriously took forever to get in the van this day!)

Me: Hurry up!
Z: Don't be so demanding!

Me: Well then, hurry-up! (You would think he would get the point of what HURRY-up means...nope)
Z: Hold my crackers.

Me: Didn't I just ask you that?
Z: Mom, you have to do it when I tell you to because your job is to be a servant for kids!

Me: Laughter for hours!!

So, all you moms who have been wondering about your job description, well here it is! :)